Changing Flow...

Remember last time when we were younger, relatives or parent's friends came to visit us?

Parents usually talk about their kids right?
eg.

1) My daughter now GRADE 8 in her piano lo (then, will get the daughter to 'perform' a bit to the visiting guests)...
2) My son represent STATE in sailing la (this a bit susah, can show medals, etc)...
3) My daughter going overseas for ballet competition o...

....and so much more I am sure you know...

But now the FLOW HAS CHANGED in my house...

When relatives or friends come to my house,
My parents will talk happily about themselves... how proud they are with their own achievements...

Mom's situation:

Come, come i let you listen to my SINGING...
(or she will play the old songs dvd, bring out all her ORIGINAL karaoke vcd collection and her Photostatted lyrics melodies)

And not to forget, her TROPHY!!
*she can also teach people how to sing via phone!! cool...

Dad's situation:

Come, come i show you my CALLIGRAPHY work...
(with all his and his teacher's work laid on the floor, he will ask whether you know how to read them... because those are not ordinary Chinese words, even i can't read at all after 9 years of Chinese education...)

See how the flow changes now? haha... my parents are so cute right...

Another joke for the day...
My sister's friend, forgot what is her name i will just name her cuttie ok?
And her boyfriend's name is David i think haha...

here it goes...
cuttie called David: David ar, your car ar when i stopped in my friend's house hor, i can hear water boiling sound wo... anything wrong ar?

David: Oh no problem la... is like that one cos you drove too long from Malacca adi ma...

Cuttie: Oh ok lo...

Then later on she drove back to Penang...

Cuttie called her BF again after her car broke down 10km away from her house with smoke arising from her car bonet...

Cuttie: David ar, the car got smoke o... then when i open it the car bonet hor, i
checked the car coolent got no water inside le, you din add coolent
for me meh?

David: oh no need to put coolent one ma people say put coolent the engine will suck up all the coolent water la... (Gosh if it is me i will be 'kek' till death
already)

Cuttie: Speechless...

*note her car's 'heating' and 'petrol' meter also spoil already that's why she doesn't know anything wrong with her car... God bless Cuttie...

Moral of the story is:

Don't depend too much on guys, and be smart yourself GIRL!